1. Notes: 1 / 25 minutes ago 

    This may be immature.

    But I chuckle a little whenever I hear someone say the proper terms of private parts.

    You know, ‘Penis’ and ‘Vagina’.

    Like, ‘Show me your penis.’ or like, ‘Ew, her skirt is so short I can see her vagina.’

    It’s so taboo to use the proper terms for those things now days.  So whenever I hear it, it tickles me.

  2. 1 hour ago 

    Hrm.

    Everyone is going ape shit about Taylor Lautner being shirtless in ‘New Moon’.

    Why isn’t anyone getting excited for Rain being shirtless in ‘Ninja Assassin’?

    I mean, Rain’s body is better.  IMO.

    Rain > Taylor Lautner.

  3. Notes: 1 / 2 hours ago 

    Pay yo rent.

  4. Notes: 4 / 1 day ago 

    Fuck Angelina Jolie.

    I want Oprah to adopt me.

  5. Notes: 388 / 1 day ago  from idubbzitgewd (originally from ayeitsjuvelyn)
    idubbzitgewd:

mariannmaeee:

kaylovee:

eesvong:

ayeitsjuvelyn:

aww this little kid is soo cuute (:




= )

I see a future heartbreaker.

    idubbzitgewd:

    mariannmaeee:

    kaylovee:

    eesvong:

    ayeitsjuvelyn:

    aww this little kid is soo cuute (:

    = )

    I see a future heartbreaker.

     
  6. 1 day ago 

    You know how we know it's the end of the world?

    Because Oprah is ending her show.

    Seriously.

    What the fuck!?

  7. Notes: 1 / 1 day ago 

    I want to get my real estate license.

    And dammit.

    I AM going to get my real estate license.

  8. Notes: 6 / 1 day ago 

    I sleep hugging a body pillow.

    Only problem is, it doesn’t hug me back. “/.

  9. 1 day ago 

    Tonights action at work.

    Had to pull someone off the flight to Phoenix. He was drunk as fuck and acting a fool. Great. Then his big friend got up and started yelling that he’s on medication and he’s going to die if he doesn’t get on this flight and he starts making a scene. The drunk guy is calm and understanding but his friend is yellin and making things worse. The joy of work.

  10. Notes: 8 / 1 day ago 

    Confession #32.

    It really annoys me when people don’t use ‘They’re’, ‘There’ and ‘Their’ properly.  Ugh.

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